W/H: Disgust
May. 16th, 2008 08:14 pmI just found this one while browsing my files. A little drabble I had totally forgotten about.
“Please tell me you don’t think this is perfectly normal.“
“I’d have to be mentally sick to think it was.”
“You are, Wes.”
“Says who? The man who has … what is it called? Hypogonorrhea?”
“It’s called Hypochondria. And I don’t have it. It’s not my fault the doctors aren’t able to diagnose what is obviously there. I’m just more experienced than them because I know my body better than those doctors ever will.”
“Look at it this way, they found out you had something you never knew you had.”
“I am not a hypochondriac.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Yes, you are.”
“No, I’m not.”
Busy with their bickering, they even forgot what they had been disgusted about in the first place …