Shakira Concert Review

The Shakira concert I went to yesterday was utterly disappointing. Period.

Okay, I wasn't totally crazy about going there. I wasn't too healthy, having a cold and stuff, but this hasn't held me back from enjoying the live music I have listened to in the last week (there was lots and lots of it, basically, every day). Shakira was just disappointing. If I had gone to an Avril Lavigne concert, I would have expected it to suck. Because Avril Lavigne can't sing to save her life. But the problem is, Shakira can sing and it still wasn't good.

Her problem is that she can't motivate people, she can't get them to sing and dance and be crazy about her. I have listened to Asa and Chiclete a lot and neither Durval, nor Bell can sing as well as Shakira, but they can make the people go crazy. They are awesome, because they know that singing isn't everything, you also have to make the people feel something and this isn't achieved with "I first fell in love when I was four. He was five and his name was José." This is just bullshit and I really don't care about it.

Another thing I don't care about is her changing into a different outfit after every third song or so. I don't care about her clothes! I want her to sing, not to show the different stuff she has in her closet. I don't want to see that. I want her to sing and not to disappear only to come back sporting a different outfit.

Also, I don't care about her belly dancing. I did come to see her singing, not to see her belly dancing and shwking her breasts. Not even guys should care about it because it doesn't look sexy, the way she does it, it looks very, very disturbing.