Bushisms

 "I heard somebody say, 'Where's (Nelson) Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas." --George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

I'm just reading this site with stupid Bush quotes and I'm really really happy he's not the German president. You really shouldn't accuse Saddam Hussein of having killed Mandela when he is still alive which is generally known. The Google and the Internets are entertaining, of course. I need to post a few quotes. I'm a sucker for funny stuff.

"Suiciders are willing to kill innocent life in order to send the projection that this is an impossible mission." 

"That's why we are inconveniencing air traffickers, to make sure nobody is carrying weapons on airplanes."

"My hearts are with the Jeffcoats right now, that's what I'm thinking."

"I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military."

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured."

"They misunderestimated me."

"Laura and I are proud to call John and Michelle Engler our friends. I know you're proud to call him governor. What a good man the Englers are."

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

"It's your money. You paid for it."