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[nathalia]

The Empire is pleased to announce the extermination of the notorious rebel Nathalia, who 9 days ago was brutally killed in a lightsaber duel by a squad of stormtroopers.  This incident occurred in an arid desert on the planet Mon Calamari.  The deceased was reported to have shouted "Oh, yeah? Watch this!" just before expiring.  Nathalia was reportedly accompanied by an annoying Gungan who fled the scene.  To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will throw a parade.

How will you die?

The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel Nath, who 5 days ago was savagely cut in half by Jabba the Hutt.  This incident occurred in a smuggler's hideout on the planet Mon Calamari.  The deceased was reported to have shouted "Yub yub!" just before expiring.  Nath was reportedly accompanied by a Mon Calamari captain who fled the scene.  To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will destroy a small planet.

Can you imagine how thrilled I was by this one?