Want a Banana?
Jul. 1st, 2008 10:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nathaliaNotes: This was me having fun about a week or so ago. It's set early on after Hobbie is introduced to the Misfits (about six months to a year after joining the team). I haven't gone over it and changed anything so that the first paragraph doesn't really fit in with the rest. I enjoy the idea but didn't want to expand on it right away, just share.
Wes, a coffee mug in his hand wasn wearing boxershorts, was sitting on the kitchen counter peeling a banana. Face, Kenneth, and Lynn sat around the table, quietly having breakfast. Face was adapting to living in the compound once again since he had broken up with Alice for good.
"Want a banana?" Wes happily cooed. "Want a banana?" Wes kept repeating the sentence like a parrot while throwing a piece of the banana into his mug much to everyone's surprise. "Want a banana?"
Just then, Tyler walked in, arriving from her early morning jog. She walked over to her boyfriend with a questioning smile on her face. Kenneth just shrugged.
"Do you think he finally snapped?" Lynn asked eyeing Wes on the counter suspiciously.
"Naaahh, we're not that lucky," Kenneth sighed.
"Where is Hobbie when you need him?" Face agreed. "The man can calm this basket case dowen like no other person I know."
"Want a banana?" Wes went on grinning.
"Hobis is in the shower. It shouldn't take him too long to show up. At least I hope so ..." The information given by Kenneth was thankfully taken. It meant that they would be saved shortly.
"Want a banana?"
"What the fuck is going on in there?"
Hobbie's voice from the corridor caused relief in the men and women sitting in the kitchen.
"Hey Hobbie, want a banana?" Wes repeated.
"If that's your way of asking me to give you head, forget it," Hobbie coolly announced only now appearing in the doorframe and when he noticed that four of his teammates were around and Wes wasn't alone, he blushed. Wes had stopped dead in his tracks and the eyes in the room were wandering from Wes to Hobbie and back again.
"What?! I got him to shut up, didn't I?" Hobbie said after a few seconds, walking over to the cupboard to get a mug, proceeding with his morning routine.
"Want a banana?" Wes happily cooed. "Want a banana?" Wes kept repeating the sentence like a parrot while throwing a piece of the banana into his mug much to everyone's surprise. "Want a banana?"
Just then, Tyler walked in, arriving from her early morning jog. She walked over to her boyfriend with a questioning smile on her face. Kenneth just shrugged.
"Do you think he finally snapped?" Lynn asked eyeing Wes on the counter suspiciously.
"Naaahh, we're not that lucky," Kenneth sighed.
"Where is Hobbie when you need him?" Face agreed. "The man can calm this basket case dowen like no other person I know."
"Want a banana?" Wes went on grinning.
"Hobis is in the shower. It shouldn't take him too long to show up. At least I hope so ..." The information given by Kenneth was thankfully taken. It meant that they would be saved shortly.
"Want a banana?"
"What the fuck is going on in there?"
Hobbie's voice from the corridor caused relief in the men and women sitting in the kitchen.
"Hey Hobbie, want a banana?" Wes repeated.
"If that's your way of asking me to give you head, forget it," Hobbie coolly announced only now appearing in the doorframe and when he noticed that four of his teammates were around and Wes wasn't alone, he blushed. Wes had stopped dead in his tracks and the eyes in the room were wandering from Wes to Hobbie and back again.
"What?! I got him to shut up, didn't I?" Hobbie said after a few seconds, walking over to the cupboard to get a mug, proceeding with his morning routine.
