Wes & Face: early on

“I’m in a tight spot.”

“Aren’t you always?”

“Very funny. I slept with someone I didn’t want to sleep with.”

“I thought your goal was to sleep with every woman on this planet.”

“I mean it, I have a problem.”

“Isn’t Hobbie responsible for dealing with those nowadays?”

“No! Hobbie can never know.”

“So, you slept with someone Hobbie knows and likes and he can never know you hooked up with her?”

“Not exactly. He just can never know it was wrong to sleep with that person.”

“He set you up? That doesn’t seem like him at all.”

“I’m not sure he wanted it to happen.”

“He set you up with someone not wanting you to … That’s weird. Why would Hobbie do such a thing? I don’t get it.”

“Oh, he’s really weird, it just takes time to notice. If you hung out with him as much as I do …”

“You two seem very close. Why don’t just tell him that it didn’t click between you and that person if it’s so important to you?”

“Because I’m afraid it kinda did.”

“You mean you like this person too much for your standards?”

“It sounds wrong when you say it like that.”

“Wes Janson is in love! Wes Janson is in love!”

“Oh, shut up.”

“You’re blushing. It’s really true. Oh my God!”