Alan Moore is Awesome

[nathalia]

I'm reading Top Ten and there's quite a bit of fun stuff in it but what I really loved was the music in the background of a scene where an old lady calls her son to complain about a hole in the wall and says that the music is from the robots upstairs and the lyrics are just so cool that I had to post them:

The other clickers dissed ‘em,
the glitches can’t resist ‘em.
Twist on my pistons ‘n’ they
Gonna crash your system

I’m weighted! I’m plated!
I’m fully lubricated!
And any glitch I dated
Will know it ain’t overstated 

Her looks is admirin’,
It’s me she’s desirin’
My cylinders are firin’,
And she’s gonna need rewirin’! 

I’m lookin’ for a socket
That wants me to unlock it
I got a pocket rocket
An’ no v-chip’s gonna block it!

My radar’s gonna find her,
I’ll dock myself behind her
She won’t need no reminder
‘bout my precision grinder